JunkiemanLogan's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

["Cheese"]

Good

But definately not deserving of the 4.16 score it has.

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World6/6]

Two pities rolled into one...

It's a pity you lost your daily feature to a fucking sim-date game. "OMFG let's coem to Nwegrounds to fantasy date with hentai girls and jerk off". No thanks, give me Knox. I will jerk off to him (in a completely non-gay way).

Pity #2: Damn man, I will really miss your claymations. Whoever this DVD person is, I hate them and I think you should make all your movies for NG.

[Cletus the Fetus ep 10]

God

You asked us not to bring up the length issue, but honestly, fuck off. That's why your movies suck, so that's what I'll include in my review.

I see what you're doing... trying to throw in a quick punchline. It works for people that are funny, but not for garbage like this. Work on your jokes, fire whoever's writing for you, etc.

5/10.

[Metal Gear Kirby]

No

This is just a really bad Perfect Kirby ripoff. Come up with something more original.

[Why Soccer?]

What the fuck is that...

I thought this was gonig to be a funny movie about "why is soccer so fucking gay and retarded", but instead it ended up being some sappy garbage about school funding and whatnot.

Boring. Whine somewhere else abotu your gay sport.

[RazzleberryClocks Revenge]

Yawn.

I am so fucking sick of clocks. I was bored of this flash before it even loaded, and it obviously got worse from there. There's just no humor or originality in Clock movies that makes them stand out. Not to mention their fucking gay voices.

Do yourself a favor and make this your last clockcrew movie. Do more original work.

[Mutant Ninja Turtles EP01]

Nice...

I've been a fan on the turtles for as long as I can remember, and this thing is just fucking great. I think the voice acting is what's most impressive... they all sound pretty similar to their accepted voices, especially Mikey and Splinter.

[(2003)Knoxs Klay World2/6]

Yeah...

This one was a little more boring than your usual stuff. To me it felt like it was all over the place... not really focused. I just wish the plot was a little more clear.

I still voted 5 because I know how much work you probably put into this.

Knox responds:

i like part 3 :D

[Urban Pills: Trio]

Ugh...

Fart humor, or whatever the fuck that was supposed to be, is not entertaining in the slightest. In fact it repulses me and makes me give out bad scores, like this.

DocCarny responds:

Well, we all have different tickly spots. I'm surprised you hated the music though. I think my sound engineer deserves better. Or did the farts color your judging skills?